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Weird Celebrity Child Names

Pity the child of a celebrity - they are quite likely to have an insane name thrust upon them as these shockers prove!

Victoria Beckham / David Beckham - Brooklyn, Romeo
Pamela Anderson / Tommy Lee - Brandon Thomas, Dylan Jagger
Gwyneth Paltrow / Chris Martin - Apple
50-Cent - Bow-TY
Paula Yates / Bob Geldof - Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom
Paula Yates / Michael Hutchence - Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly
Michael Jackson - Prince Michael, Prince Michael II, Paris Michael
Courtney Cox Arquette / David Arquette - Coco
Kurt Cobain / Courtney Love - Frances Bean
Johnny Depp / Vanessa Paradis - Lily-Rose Melody
Jermaine Jackson / Hazel Gordy - Jermaine Jr., Jaimy, Autumn
Simon LeBon (Duran Duran) / Yasmine Singer (Model) - Amber Rose, Saffron Sahara, Tallulah Pine
Spike Lee (Director) / Tonya Linette Lewis (Actor) - Satchel
Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue) / Donna D'errico (Baywatch) - Storm, Gunner, Frankie-Jean, Dekker-Nilson,
Frank Zappa (Singer) - Dweezil, Ahmet Rodan Moon Unit, Diva
Mia Farrow / Woody Allen - Satchel
Julia / Jamie Oliver - Daisy Boo, Poppy
Demi Moore / Bruce Willis - Rumer, Scout
Arlyn / John Phoenix - River, Leaf
Madonna / Guy Ritchie - Rocco
Sarah Ferguson / Prince Andrew - Eugenie
Angie / David Bowie - Zowie
Mel C / Jimmy Gulzar - Phoenix Chi
Eddie Van Halen / Valerie Bertinelli - Wolfgang
Peter Andre / Jordan - Junior Andre
Liv Tyler / Royston Langdon - Milo
Bono - Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q (that's right, one name), Jordan, Eve
Forest Whitaker - Ocean, True, Sonnet
Robert Rodriguez (Director) - Racer, Rebel, Rocket
Will Smith / Jada Pinkett Smith - Willow
Bob Marley - Ziggy
Eddie Murphy - Zola
Jason Lee - Pilot Inspektor
Jonathan Davis (Korn) - Pirate
Nicholas Cage / Alice Kim Cage - Kal-el