Friday, March 26, 2004
A Couple of Jokes for Today!
Joke 1
Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she Sucks his Finger! Boy is so happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?
Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.
Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies only u darling with others I was awake!
Joke 4
A man ask doc. how to live longer? Doc ask him :U Smoke? Ans : No. U drink? Ans No. U play mahjong? Ans No. U like sex? Ans No. Then U want to live so long 4 what?
Joke 5
A group of Ah-beng 1 2 go disco. Outside the disco there is a notice, only 18 & above is allowed. Ah-beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us.
Joke 6
Never Argue with a Child! very cute and funny !! The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Joke 7
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Joke 8
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A mall voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
Joke 1
Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she Sucks his Finger! Boy is so happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?
Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.
Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies only u darling with others I was awake!
Joke 4
A man ask doc. how to live longer? Doc ask him :U Smoke? Ans : No. U drink? Ans No. U play mahjong? Ans No. U like sex? Ans No. Then U want to live so long 4 what?
Joke 5
A group of Ah-beng 1 2 go disco. Outside the disco there is a notice, only 18 & above is allowed. Ah-beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us.
Joke 6
Never Argue with a Child! very cute and funny !! The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Joke 7
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Joke 8
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A mall voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
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